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  2. queenconsuelabananahammock:

    murderwhitepeople:

    People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

    And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

    (Source: bro-tard, via oda-kirby)

     

  3. gaystray:

    do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

    (via eleventhcuties)

     
  4. dysphorism:

    joelvibrittania:

    This says a lot about people

    It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit

    (Source: museumuesum, via giiirrrlllmyballsbeitchy)

     

  5. falloutnovelli:

    vikingsrph:

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

    I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

    DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

    MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

    I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

    WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

    STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

    STOP STOP STOP

    THIS IS IMPORTANT

    (via smile-with0me)

     
  6. grinningmoonlight:

    s0lvingsecrets:

    SO THIS FUCKING HAPPENED, WE WERE JUST TAKIN SELFIES AND IDK

    ONLY SPIDER I WILL EVER REBLOG IN MY LIFE BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

    also, i am now forever traumatized by pillows

    (via smile-with0me)

     

  7. " Your name still breaks my heart."
     

  8. jl7299:

    vincentvangoth:

    when u miss the last step on the stairs

    image

    Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

    Someone drew that intentionally.

    (via toxicglooo)

     
  9. ataracticremedy:

    unshaped:

    thank you fire distinguisher

    i cant stop laughing

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-blog-of-john-h-watson)

     
  10. harvincy:

    Spencer gave me life.

    (Source: jennettefansbrazil, via twerkingrick)

     

  11. If you see this, please don’t kill yourself. You will thank yourself one day. You will be happy you are alive.

     
  12. au8:

    listoflifehacks:

    If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

    All I can think of when I look at the last one is

    (via toxicglooo)

     
  13. listentothepunkrock:

    narcimallows:

    • smile and clap along
    • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
    • beat-box
    • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
    • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
    • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
    • start a mosh pit
    • striptease

    pted,

    (Source: toueinc, via toxicglooo)

     

  14. when attractive people have low standards

    image

    (Source: bukkokay, via the-blog-of-john-h-watson)

     
  15. (Source: popiscle, via toxicglooo)