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  3. disneyprincess10:

    dyacks:

    Royal twirling

    this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    (via perfectingss)

     

  4. unsmokable:

    matchingisoverrated:

    demonhiccups:

    I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    I had high expectations and I was not let down

    (via allhalescott)

     

  5. danimstph:

    when people barge into my room without asking…

    image

    (Source: danimpala1967, via danphanphil)

     
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  7. forever:

    i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

    (via nutellaprince)

     

  8. purpleheartx:

    High Regard (acoustic) | The Story So Far

    "Barter and trade, always passive aggressive.
    In spite of who you say you are.
    Smother my name under soil and dirt,
    In the earth, widen the distance apart.
    Fuck an apology, I’m not sorry for anything.
    I’ve been holding back my apathy for far too long,
    You don’t deserve what you haven’t earned,
    And your place in my heart has just grown so small.

    I’d like to think that you’re worth my time,
    But you embody everything that I hate.
    Take a good hard look at what you see,
    I’ve lost all my hope and all my faith.
    Cus when I barely fuck up, you just recoil and weep.
    What do you want from me, I’m just a kid who got into deep.
    My walls are built up high forever bound to be steep.
    I got a bird’s eye view of all the secrets you keep.

    Try to tell me that you knew from the start.
    That I would come to know that most would never enter my heart.
    Because I’m colder than the others, it’s what sets me apart.
    You manipulate and try to shine your light on my dark.
    But this is my life, you should bounce and never call again.
    No more strife, go find it in the souls of other men.
    You know you’re not as smart as you look.
    I’m gonna take back what you took.

    And you didn’t know shit from the start.”

    This song is everything I think and feel so often, and FUCK it’s so great acoustic.

    (via sluggly)

     
  9. (Source: moss-lord, via virginity)

     

  10. shippery:

    I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

    (via i-walk-in-starlight)

     
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  12. "We’ve been taught a woman’s body will cause men to sin. We’re told that if a woman shows too much of her body men will do stupid things. Let’s be clear: A woman’s body is not dangerous to you. Her body will not cause you harm. It will not make you do stupid things. If you do stupid things, it is because you chose to do stupid things."
     
  13. dariadixon:

    sentinulfuri:

    frenchie-fries:

    vergess:

    boltonsrepairshop:

    PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

    IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

    Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

    Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

    If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
    • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
    • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
    • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
    • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
    If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
    PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

    Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

    Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

    Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

    If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

    OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

    Snopes cites it as true!

    This is some absolutely deadly serious business.

    Do not fuck with Giant Hogweed.

    (via furrbiesonfire)

     
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  15. straight-as-a-curly-fry:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    ok y’all 

    how do i ask a boy out 

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    guess what, my bed
    has room for two

    OH MY GOD NO

    twinkle twinkle little star
    we can do it in a car

    STOP IT

    row, row, row your boat
    gently down the stream
    merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    i can make you scream

    I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

    (Source: bearsnbritts, via furrbiesonfire)