1. sneakyfeets:

    chapmen:

    literally wtf the fuck

    I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

    (via kissthewater)

     
     
  2. curlicuecal:

    Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

    (via cementpizza)

     

  3. "She was a woman who made mistakes, who sometimes cried on a Monday morning or at night alone in bed. She was a woman who often became bored with her life and found it hard to get up for work in the morning. She was a woman who more often than not had a bad hair day, who looked in the mirror and wondered why she couldn’t just drag herself to the gym more often; she was a woman who sometimes questioned what reason had she to live on this planet. She was a woman who sometimes just got things wrong.
    On the other hand, she was a woman with a million happy memories, who knew what it was like to experience true love and who was ready to experience more life, more love and make new memories."
    — Cecelia Ahern, P.S. I Love You (via larmoyante)

    (via bubble-blowing)

     

  4. yonillanillz:

    lipslip:

    spudsexuall:

    It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Lmfaoo

    (via insommniac)

     

  5. rnarker:

    i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

    (via whutupwithit)

     
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  7. miranda-c123:

    oknope:

    "what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
    me: 
    image

    m31st3r
     
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  9. fingerbacksnap:

    if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

    (Source: itsbetterthananal, via quarter-to-3-am)

     
     
  10. pure happiness

     
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  12. natsfanartnfandoms:

    aspidelaps:

    misterpornographic:

    joeydftba:

    meido:

    washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

    whoa what

    and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

    I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

    That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

    (via daisy-doll-princess)

     

  13. gaimez:

    One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

    She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

    (via shes-a-raindrop)

     

  14. "The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."
    — (via h-albschlaf)

    (Source: just-an-autumn, via sexpectinq)

     
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