1. "Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we’re quoting."
    — John Green (via feellng)
     

  2. lsaaclahey:

    hot boys (◡‿◡✿)

    hot boys that are also tall (◕‿◕✿)

    hot boys that are tall and have cute dorky personalities (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

    (via niallshood)

     

  3. undefyinq:

    undefyinq:

    imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

    (via virginity)

     

  4. chilled:

    catsfurever:

    moogles4ever:

    catsfurever:

    $20 for a selfie with me

    but I can go to the dumpster for free

    imageimage

    this couldn’t get any better

    (Source: catsfurever, via africandad)

     
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  7. mistermurdocnipples:

    ask-putty-buddy:

    anthony-the-talking-clock:

    thelittlejewboy:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

    image

    image

    These are cute

    boop

    im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

    Better reblog.

    (Source: crybaybe, via pbbearstarkid)

     

  8. "You treated strangers better than me."
     
  9. morphia-writes:

    littlemoongoddess:

    onemuseleft:

    ittlebitz:

    starrysleeper:

    Wait a minute…

    I have been laughing at this for hours now…

    So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

    There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

    Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

    So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

    Good job Internet.

    Thank you for this!

    Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

    (Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via giiirrrlllmyballsbeitchy)

     
  10. imessaged:

    when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

    (via catsandsunshineskies)

     

  11. offside-goal:

    stablefree:

    offside-goal:

    "Innocent animals"

    Are there guilty animals

    I wonder if birds sell cocaine

    Some are quack dealers

    I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

    (via pbbearstarkid)

     

  12. shiporsink:

    lilkittygrl:

    you-can-call-me-carl:

    How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

    because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

    image

    (via nbrhoods)

     

  13. whores:

    whores:

    Don’t cry because its over

    cry because you’re ugly

    (via teencry)

     
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  15. shaxaphone:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar 
    2. honey 
    3. flour 
    4. egg 
    5. 1/2lb butter 
    6. stir 
    7. pour into pan 
    8. preheat to 375°

    (via hotboyproblems)