1. lubricatings:

    if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight

    (Source: sleeved, via aurelianalchemist)

     

  2. I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

    (Source: grates, via relahvant)

     

  3. saddeer:

    zkac:

    what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

    HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

    i hate this i hate u 

    (via diamond-studded-dorito)

     

  4. telapathetic:

    the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

    (via nbrhoods)

     

  5. cuphaz:

    when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

    (via jenniaceworldcw)

     
  6. (Source: wondersify, via virginity)

     

  7. chartini:

    avenging-sherl0ck:

    productofcanada:

    joceln:

    canada looks really broken

    image

    u ok canada

    We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

    be free

    image

    (via countinstars)

     

  8. lill-ac:

    maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

    (via being-fourteen)

     

  9. ratchetlarry:

    remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

    image

    (via relahvant)

     
  10. (Source: yellingatmytv, via dogginq)

     

  11. pudingu:

    It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

    (Source: naotarou, via virginity)

     

  12. unconvenience:

    plot twist: your crush likes you too

    (Source: unconvenience, via hotboyproblems)

     

  13. imp3rfectious:

    distimiya:

    don’t let tumblr make you believe that

    -smoking is cool

    -being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

    -trusting nobody is healthy

    -starving yourself will make you beautiful

    -hating everybody is okay

    - that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

    - that having mental health condition is a perk

    - that self harm should be romanticized

    - that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

    - that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

    (via byeceps)

     

  14. terrakion:

    alt-j:

    michaxl:

    gf: babe come over

    me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

    gf: my parents are out ;)

    me:

    image

    IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

    yes hes with his girlfriend now

    (Source: michaxl, via countinstars)

     

  15. "I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you."
    — Unknown (via teenageblog)

    (Source: crazysexykhool, via being-fourteen)